I should be Vice President
My GOD is Sarah Palin entertaining. I actually can’t get enough of her. This bitch has absolutely NO idea what she’s doing! I, for one, am frightened to see all of these people come out of the woodwork to support the McCain-Palin ticket now. Hillary supporters? SERIOUSLY?! Why the FUCK would these self-proclaimed feminists switch over?! They would go against everything they believe just to see a woman in a high office? Disgusting.
I read this article about her saying that Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were getting “too big and too expensive to the taxpayers.” Too expensive to the taxpayers? What a stupid ho. They operate as private companies! They’re not even tax-payer funded! I bet she has absolutely no clue what Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac even do. So okay, I’m getting my PhD in Economics. Of course I know what these institutions do. But FUCK! I don’t think I like that I know more about these things than a person who might be our next vice president. She has zero experience when it comes to economic policy.
And she has no foreign policy experience either! As a military brat and then a son of a government employee whose linguist/translator job forced him to be overseas for long periods of time, I got to see the world at a very young age. I lived in Germany, Italy, France, Spain, Russia, etc. all before I even got to the age of ten. I’ve been to more countries than she has!! That is freakin’ SCARY! Don’t you think?? I love that the running joke is that she says that she can see Russia from her home in Alaska. Well bitch, do you speak Russian like I do? I speak 7 languages fluently. Doesn’t this automatically put me over Sarah Palin, who can’t even speak English correctly?
So in her Charlie Gibson interview, he asks her what she thinks about the Bush Doctrine.
Sarah Palin: In what sense, Charlie?
OMG! That’s the best line ever. It’s so freakin’ obvious she had NO clue what the Bush Doctrine even was. Charlie Gibson made her look like a total dumb ass. HILARIOUS! I can’t believe she responded, “Like, his world view?” BITCH, even *I* know what the Bush Doctrine is!
I should be vice president!
Well, no. I think Joe Biden will make a decent VP. An excellent VP, even. But if it’s Palin, oh God help us all. See, I don’t like feeling like I can be doing a better job than a person I need to trust to make decisions for me and the people of this nation. It’s frightening to think that this person will be a heartbeat away from the presidency. She’s scary and I hate her.
Oh gosh, Matt made the WORST joke about one of her kids yesterday. It was SO bad that even *I* can’t get myself to repeat it. Don’t ask. But I just wanted to give him kudos up in this bitch. It was hilarious.
Basically, this is what I think in a nutshell:
with the male cameltoe-esque crotch and all.
